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Title: I want my peacock
Author:

imera
Prompt: Lucius has prize-winning peacocks that he doesn't want tp leave behind when he and Narcissa move to France after the war. How does he convince her to allow him to bring them?
Rating: G
Era:
Word Count : 982 words
Summary: Lucius refuses to leave without his beloved prize-winning peacocks.
Author's Note: I have a hard time writing humour, I don’t know why it’s difficult for me, but I tried because it was a funny prompt.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.

( I want my peacock )

Current Mood: amused

Title: the aftermath of war 2/ fanfic.net//ao3 // dw
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s)/Characters: Narcissa Black / Lucius Malfoy, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Percy Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy
Word Count/ Art Medium: 2423
Warnings (if any): none,
Notes: Would prefer it you did not copy, save or download my work to alter it any way. Full story from dw, ff.net&ao3
Summery:"Weasleys!"

"Children, Lucius. Imagine if something happened to us? Custody of Draco would automatically go to Andromeda and that Muggleborn husband of hers. Ed or Ted or something."

A strange sound erupts from his throat and his eyes bulge but Narcissa knows that she has his attention. He pours more red wine into his wine glass and not as much into his wife's showing his growing anxiety over the matter.

"Children are not responsible for their parent's actions. They need a home, my love, and I won't have anyone thinking we won't give them one. Merlin, I won't leave them on the street regardless! We always wanted more."

"One!", Lucius snaps, "Perhaps two more. But seven. Just because we have space does not mean that we can cope."

Title: the aftermath of war 1/ fanfic.net//ao3 // dw
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s)/Characters: Narcissa Black / Lucius Malfoy, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Percy Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy
Word Count/ Art Medium: 2958
Warnings (if any): none, unless you count an angry young Bill.

Disclaimer: I own nothing and make no monitory profit. All I have are my OCs and my ideas and a lot of effort. JK's world is just a sandpit I make castles in.

Summary: "Weasleys!"

"Children, Lucius. Imagine if something happened to us? Custody of Draco would automatically go to Andromeda and that Muggleborn husband of hers. Ed or Ted or something."

A strange sound erupts from his throat and his eyes bulge but Narcissa knows that she has his attention. He pours more red wine into his wine glass and not as much into his wife's showing his growing anxiety over the matter.

"Children are not responsible for their parent's actions. They need a home, my love, and I won't have anyone thinking we won't give them one. Merlin, I won't leave them on the street regardless! We always wanted more."

"One!", Lucius snaps, "Perhaps two more. But seven. Just because we have space does not mean that we can cope."

Title:Only the beginning
Author:
Rating:PG
Era:Post-Book
Word Count : 3.125
Content/Warning(s): Highlight to read*hints to Draco/Severus, hinted MPREG, fluff- all the fluff, too much fluff, dialogue- heavy *
Summary:Narcissa and Lucius get to spent some time with their cute, little grandson.
Author's Note:dear

human_veil i had this amazing angsty story planned, but even after being more than 8k in, that story is not going anywhere. so i screamed and shouted and wailed, and finally gave in, took your other prompt and let the fluff dominate. i hope it is still to your liking, and that it pleases and entertains you- i tried for humour, let me know if you find it!
All my thanks to my lovely beta, who held my hand through all of it!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.

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